WarrenPiece Originals - I enjoy making up greeting cards for people and many of my WarrenPiece Originals started out that way.  Here are some you may like.

1.  A Rip-Off of Gilbert & Sullivan 
I've always been a fan of Gilbert and Sullivan  Operettas.  This was an anniversary card to my wife which
I sang to her to the tune of  "I am the very model of a modern major general."   

2.  Love's Last Audit
This is my first attempt and dates back to about 1996.  I don't remember the motivation at the time.  Probably just thinking about what a great wife I have.  

3.  A Fountainhead Revisited
This one was updated in 1998 to poem status.  It started out the year before as an anniversary card and sets out the story of our first date, back in 1961.  The poem is now updated each year on June 3rd, which is still a very special day in our lives. I had just come out of a bad marriage at the time. My buddy, Fred Underwood, was getting married and to get me to start dating again he said the only way I could come to his wedding was by bringing a date.  I tried to use the excuse that I didn't have a nice enough car to ask a girl out, but he told me to find a girl with a nice car.  I did, and the rest, as they say, is history.
    By the way Fred was a bass player in a band that was making the rounds of Denver's clubs and honky-tonks back in the sixties- If anybody knows him tell him to take a look here and see what he started.  I'd love to hear from him
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4. The First Hurdle
Here's one that's self-explanatory:  A friend's first wedding anniversary

5. The Fisherman and The Lady 
This is my personal favorite.  It started out as a card for the 20th wedding anniversary of some fishing buddies.  Hope you like it.

6. Seize The Moment  As published on Poetry.Com

7. Gardens Of The Heart   As published on Poetry.Com

8.  The Murder Of The Mimes  
Here's a little bit of nonsense that doesn't mean much, but maybe you'll have some fun with it.

9. Churchy Chicanery
Here is one of my pet peeves.  The rhythm and rhyme is just a little bit of sugar to make the medicine go down easier.

10. Fibstorms 
Then some of it is just from responding in kind to a  fibstorm I got in my email. 
( See http://members.aol.com/fibstorms/archive.htm)   A  fellow meter beater in Wales, Thomas Vaughan Jones, had sent me an email about his computer problems.  It was about the time when a lot of us were getting bit by the MTX virus.  

Other Great Lyrical Poetry
Invictus - W.E. Henley

The Twins - Henry S. Leigh
This one is heavier than it looks on the surface.

Night Is My Sister - Edna St.Vincent Millay

Incident of the French Camp - Robert Browning 
Thanks to Thomas Vaughan Jones for this  memory refresher.

And Some Not So Great But Fun Anyway
The O.J. Trial, as told by The Cat in the Hat
-Author Unknown

I went looking for cat jokes and came up with this.  I think it's interesting enough to take some space here.  Since it is signed "author unknown"  I guess I'm ripping off a ripper offer.   If someone knows who wrote it, let me know so I can post the credit.

Great Lyrics I grew up with but can no longer remember
Help me fill in the blanks  (This one is complete now - CLICK HERE to see it all.)

The Genius of Lorenz Hart-
Before there was a "Rogers & Hammerstein" it was "Rogers & Hart".  Lorenz Hart was perhaps the greatest lyricist ever to hit Tin Pan Alley. Here are a couple of examples of his work.
Mountain Greenery
Thou Swell

And don't you just hate it when a really good poem is emailed you, showing the author as Anonymous ?

Here's a sample:

When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in GRASS VALLEY , CA. it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.

Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.

One nurse took her copy to Missouri.

The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.

And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this 'anonymous' poem winging across the Internet.

Crabby Old Man...   (Anonymous)

What do you see nurses? . . .. . . What do you see?
What are you thinking . . . . . when you're looking at me?
A crabby old man . . . . . not very wise,
Uncertain of habit . . . . . with faraway eyes?

Who dribbles his food . . . . . and makes no reply.
When you say in a loud voice . . . . . 'I do wish you'd try!'
Who seems not to notice .. . . .. . the things that you do.
And forever is losing . . . . . A sock or shoe?

Who, resisting or not . . . . . lets you do as you will,

With bathing and feeding . . . . . The long day to fill?
Is that what you're thinking? . . . . . Is that what you see?
Then open your eyes, nurse . . . . . you're not looking at me.

I'll tell you who I am. . . . . . As I sit here so still,
As I do at your bidding, . . . . . as I eat at your will.
I'm a small child of Ten . . . . .. with a father and mother,
Brothers and sisters . . . . . who love one another.

A young boy of Sixteen . . . . with wings on his feet.
Dreaming that soon now . . . . . a lover he'll meet..
A groom soon at Twenty . . . . . my heart gives a leap.
Remembering, the vows . . . . . that I promised to keep.

At Twenty-Five, now . . . .. . I have young of my own.
Who need me to guide . . . . . And a secure happy home.
A man of Thirty . . . . . My young now grown fast,
Bound to each other . . . . . With ties that should last.

At Forty, my young sons . . .. . . have grown and are gone,
But my woman's beside me . . . . . to see I don't mourn.
At Fifty, once more, babies play 'round my knee,
Again, we know children . . . . . My loved one and me.

Dark days are upon me . . . . . my wife is now dead.
I look at the future . . . . . shudder with dread.
For my young are all rearing . . . . . young of their own.
And I think of the years .. . . .. . and the love that I've known.

I'm now an old man . . . . .. and nature is cruel.
Tis jest to make old age . . . . . look like a fool.
The body, it crumbles . . . . . grace and vigor, depart.
There is now a stone . . . . where I once had a heart.

But inside this old carcass . . . . . a young guy still dwells,
And now and again . . . . . my battered heart swells.
I remember the joys . . . . . I remember the pain.
And I'm loving and living . . . . . life over again.

I think of the years, all too few . . . . . gone too fast.
And accept the stark fact . . . . that nothing can last.
So open your eyes, people . . . .. . open and see.
Not a crabby old man . . . . Look closer . .. . see ME!!
 

 

 

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A Novel by Warren Dickman                                                A Novel by Warren Dickman

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